Month: May 2005
Ninong Joel spent a good part of his Sunday afternoon with Luc. He came bearing gifts: a bottle warmer for the car, and a box of sinful mini-donuts. (As they were quite small, it is safe to assume the sins were merely venial.)Luc spends almost all his time with women, and was quite interested in …
Mom said, “We have to bring Luc to Antipolo to have him blessed by the priest.” I said, “But isn’t that just done for new cars?” Antipolo is a popular pilgrimage destination, and as such it teems with the faithful juggling candles molded in the shape of the Holy Family, cashew nuts and sticky rice …
The doctor glanced at Luc and said, “He’s a big baby.”She then reviewed his baby book and said, “You know, babies are supposed to triple their birth weight by the time they’re a year old.” Lucien is more than triple his birth weight, and he’s only four months old. “Maybe you shouldn’t start him on …