And for dessert, I’ll have dinner.

The doctor glanced at Luc and said, “He’s a big
baby.”She then reviewed his baby book and said, “You know, babies are supposed to triple their birth weight by the time they’re a year old.” Lucien is more than triple his birth weight, and he’s only four months old. “Maybe you shouldn’t start him on solids yet.” Oh, but we’ve been putting teeny tiny bits of various food things on his lips, and he smacks them, and his eyes
become as wide as a cartoon alien’s. “Oh.” Yup.
“Still, don’t start him yet. And when you do, just one teaspoon.”

Here is Lucien looking forward to a lifetime of portion control.