Are you a pen person, the vocabulary version.

"Wet Noodle"

When these words are mentioned in regular conversation, do you think of the image on the left or on the right?

"Barrel"
“Barrel”
"Threads"
“Threads”
"Flexible"
“Flexible”
"Feather"
“Feather”
"Bulletproof"
“Bulletproof”
"Wet Noodle"
“Wet Noodle”
"Porn"
“Porn”

I rest my (pen)case.