Every vaguely cylindrical object has Pen Stand potential.
A trip to the hardware store is like going on a penthropology dig.
Every bottle with a short neck has Ink Bottle potential.
You don’t think calling an ink “Salamander” (is that even a color?!) is strange.
Anything with a zipper is assessed, in split seconds, for its Pen Carry potential.
You think ink stains are artistic.
Overnight, you have a full-blown fetish for anything with a nib on it.
You know better than to drink anything that looks like iced tea during a Pen Meet.