Because this is definitely not what it’s meant to do.
![Flashlight Earpick Flashlight Earpick](http://www.leighreyes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/flashlightearpick.jpg)
This costs P120 at National Bookstore. It comes with two extra attachments – another scoop, and a tweezer.
![...to Pen Peeper! ...to Pen Peeper!](http://www.leighreyes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/flashlightearpick1.jpg)
There. I have a pen peeper. I have been saved from poking around pen barrels hoping I don’t dislodge anything crucial, like a bit of lever. Yay!