Please, find less inane topics. And better writers.

If one were to base it on “Metroblogging
this city is grammatically-challenged and fond of the frivolous. (Well, aside
from French culture, water spas and “news to wake up on (sic) (argh).”)

seems obsessed with food, Lahore with animals, Birmingham with pubs and death.

Metbloggers, please remember you are
blogging on behalf of millions of other people who suffer the same spit-slick
sidewalks and breathe the same virus-ridden air you do. Do us proud.