How’s this for a blasphemous rumor?

Yesterday at the Agency of the Year judging
session, I asked Joey C, Mac evangelist and sharp dresser, if I should get the
W800. He insisted I wait for the Motorola iTunes phone. Having seen alleged
shots of the odious black-and-slime-green ROKR, I waffled. Today, I came across
more shots. I am still

can’t look that bad, can it?