“Re: incoming message.”

After 5 days of not checking my office mail, I logged
in and discovered at least 50 messages with the same subject line. “Re: incoming
message.” Vainly waving the flag of sanity amidst our corporate server’s
epileptic fit, the systems VP acknowledged the problem and said at least it
wasn’t a virus.

I’ll be back at work in 7
hours or so.

I must be a sick puppy; I’m
actually looking forward to working.