The Literary Book of Answers, take two.

Will Joel ever fall for a certain person who shall go
unnamed?

Pinch your
pennies.
– Gustave Flaubert, Madame
Bovary

Fall in what
sense?

Plunge with both your
hands.
– Amy Lowell, What’s
O’Clock

Will Joel ever get
it?

Don’t consult anyone’s opinions
but your own.
– Aulus Persius Flaccus,
Satires