The Literary Book of Answers is at it again.

Will Joel eventually fall in love with a certain
person who shall go unnamed?

Nothing
can be actually settled yet, but… it must be thought of.
– Jane Austen,
Emma

In what
sense?

Begin with the beginning.
(again!) – Lord Byron, Don
Juan

Are we going to make it to Bohol for
the summer?

A thousand pens are ready
to suggest what you should do.
– Virginia Woolf,
A Room of One’s Own

What will happen to
Nelz in June?

No need of all this
caution!
– Daniel Defoe, Robinson
Crusoe

Will Randy ever meet
Leigh?

The way is to be
found.
– Confucius, Book XVIII