I want my queer TV.

A gay cable network sounds

Imagine, 24 hours 7 days a week
of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Queer as Folk, Barbra Streisand and Liza
Minelli music videos, Spartacus and Temptation Island reruns.

The McVie Show, of
course, must get a primetime slot. (Or a primetime slut, seeing how comments
there rapidly progress to delighted debauchery.)