The Literary Book of Answers says…

Q. Will McVie and Randy ever
meet?

A. Be bold, be bold, and everywhere be
bold. (Edmund Spenser, The Faerie
Queene)

Q. Should I keep my romantic
options open?

A. (Be) the very pineapple of
politeness! (Richard Brinsley Sheridan, The
Rivals)

Q. Am I going to end up a lonely
spinster?

A. Eyes open, plunge down headlong.
(Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Maid of
Orleans)

Q. Will running Windows programs
fuck up my Mac?

A. Hearken otherwise. (Amy
Lowell, What’s O’Clock)

Q. Will McVie and
(a person who shall remain unnamed) enter into a
relationship?

A. Begin with the beginning.
(Lord Byron, Don Juan)