The thank-you note, reformulated with extra snarkiness for these thankless times. Feel free to add your own in the comments section – or to request me to write one for you! 😉
Thankless Thank You Cardsâ„¢Thank you for corrupting our mindsThank you for not fucking up as much as we'd fearedThank you for reminding us underachieving is always an optionThank you for losingThank you for staying your clueless selfThank you for making the rest of us look bad