The week’s sanity saviors.

1) Guylian No Sugar Added Milk Chocolate. If your stomach is maltitol-proof (which means you’re an alien), you are allowed to finish one slab in a sitting. Two grams of carbs per serving.
2) Steffi Thomas girlytech headband+earphones. Holds hair in place while you listen to The Decemberists. Invites curious looks from men and either disdain or amusement from women. At least in my office.
3) Jasmine 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner bar from Lush. Smells like vanilla, jasmine and decadent mango.
4) L’Occitane Ruban d’Orange EDT. A jolt of freshly-squeezed orange.
5) The Nike sale in our office building. Yes, I got two pairs of shoes. Pictures forthcoming.