The Lazarus Files.

That’s what we call the virtual files where a good
idea goes when it dies, in the hope that one day the Almighty (otherwise known
as A Client) will call it forth and breathe a budget into
it.

I troll my own Lazarus files once in
a while, hoping to find something I can recycle. Here’s a partial radio script
(brand name and copy removed) that I release into the wild. Perhaps one of you
will find it
useful.

Announcer:
There
are seven types of intelligence your child can
display.

Linguistic.
?Mom?
the Golden Retriever ate my
paper.?

Logical-Mathematical.
?You
said to sleep at 9:30. It?s only
9:29.?

Bodily-kinesthetic.
?He
hit me
first.?

Spatial.
?But
the wall looks so much better after I drew on
it.?

Musical.
?Nye
nye nye nye nye
nye!?

Interpersonal.
?If
you don?t tell your mom, I won?t tell my
mom.?

Intrapersonal.
?Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz??