How many of my brain cells died today?

? 23 – From trying to figure out what
to wear in uncertain weather.

? 1,004 –
From lack of oxygen due to a tight strapless
bra.

? 19,733 – From writing eight radio
commercials featuring giggling girls in one 12-hour
stretch.

? 1,430,821 – From a meeting
fraught with sarcastic comments and the tattered remnants of my
tactfulness.

? 1 – From wearing my hair
twisted up in a bun since 8 am.

I do not
have any brain cells to spare to arrive at a total.