The year’s top movies, based on box office
receipts, are:
A. Shrek
2
B. Spiderman
2
C. The Passion of the
Christ
D. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of
Azkaban
E. The
Incredibles
receipts, are:
A. Shrek
2
B. Spiderman
2
C. The Passion of the
Christ
D. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of
Azkaban
E. The
Incredibles
The year’s top conclusions
about what people desperately want to believe, based on box office receipts,
are:
1. Ugly people also deserve true love, as
long as it’s with other ugly people. (Exceptions are only made for ugly people
who happen to have rich parents.) (A)
2. You
can’t tell other people who you really are unless you want them to kill you. (B,
C, E)
3. Christianity is THE religion to have,
unlike, let’s say, Islam, whose followers all wear beards and oppress women and
blow up buildings full of innocents. (C)
4.
Children always know more about what’s going on than adults.
(D)
5. Good triumphs over evil. (A, B, C, D, E)