Birthday girl!

It’s my sister’s birthday today. We were born a year
and a day apart and it always made for great savings – joint birthday parties if
we had them, joint gifts, the works. I don’t remember ever getting into a fight
with her. She is fascinated by arcade-type computer games and horror movies and
books, and always remembers to get food for me. I don’t like it when she bites
my nose, and doesn’t stop tickling me even when the tears are streaming down my
sticky face, but she is the best sister anyone could ever have.