“You speak to yourself in code.”

That’s what Teye says. When I say, “I like it when
things are undefined,” I actually mean, “I need to be in relationships I can
easily get out of.”

In honor of Teye, I
have decided to unlock pieces of
Leighcode:

“Let’s just go with the flow,
hon.”

“I’ve been disappointed so
often I try not to expect anything
anymore.”

“I’m
dying.”

“I’ve overestimated my
enthusiasm for work.”

“I’m coming in
around 11:00.”

“I’m working at home
where I can fucking smoke in front of my
Mac.”

“I’ll consider
that.”

“You don’t know what you’re
talking about.”

“Hmmm.
Interesting.”

“… to a
stimulus-deprived lab rat.”